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Post by Shmoie on Feb 12, 2005 13:51:21 GMT -5
Trembling, Mia stuttered, "Y-y-yes, Ms. B-B-Bitters... s-s-s-sorry..." She swallowed hard, and covered her mouth with her hands, blinking apologetically and trying not to think about the underground classroom that supposedly lay beneath her feet...
OOC: Khizzy, you or Sadie should post with your inner thoughts of satisfaction about my getting told off. xD
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Post by k'Zhirael on Feb 12, 2005 14:06:47 GMT -5
OOC: Sadie's not here so I'll hog the board, LOL. And I have a funny idea. IC: Kae grinned evilly at Mia, rubbing her hands together. "Ha!" she called. "Now, if you say one more word about me being an Irken, you'll go to the underground classroom of DOOOOOOOM!!! AAA-HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!" "I never said anything about her being 'Irken' or whatever," muttered Mia to herself. "Doom!" cackled Kae. Suddenly Ms. Bitters was behind her, one clawlike hand wrapped around her wrist. "The same goes for YOU, you miserable wretch," she hissed, pointing to the floor. She stuck her face in Kae's, and the Irken leaned back, wincing at the rancid breath. "Now, SIT DOWN and accept your MISERABLE fate!!" Thoroughly cowed, Kae took her seat as Bitters sank into the floor and reappeared behind her desk. "Today's lesson..." she hissed, "Is about the parasitic creatures called TUBEWORMS!! The creatures that crawl into your FOOD and live in your MISERABLY DOOMED stomachs and LAY EGGS ALL OVER THE PLACE!! Then the eggs hatch and they EAT YOUR INSIDES!!! and there's NOTHING you can DO about it! You're DOOMED! DOOMED!" The bell suddenly rang for lunch. Bitters was still calling "DOOMED!!" as the students filed out the door. OOC: Your turn Sadie! Let's find out how we like da lunch food, LOL
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Post by Shmoie on Feb 12, 2005 14:23:17 GMT -5
OOC: Oh JEEZ, I HATE TUBEWORMS!!!! *clutches stomach* Eeeaauuugh... grossness... I hate even HEARING about them. xDDDDDD Great GREAT GREAT topic for Bitters though!!! Totally PERFECT!!!!! OMG Khizzy, you could write her for da show!!!!!!! ;D I MEAN IT! And I'm gonna post now. xD
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Post by Shmoie on Feb 12, 2005 14:28:42 GMT -5
Mia stood up after all her friends had left, not wanting to make them think she was any crazier than they already did, and crossed the classroom slowly... she wanted them to make it to the lunch room, and then she could talk to them without fear of doomage. So... Irkens... that's what they were... well they wouldn't get far with HER on their case.
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Post by Shmoie on Feb 12, 2005 14:44:44 GMT -5
OOC: so Khizzy are you waiting for Sadie to post next?
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Post by The Lawyer Pixie on Feb 12, 2005 21:05:40 GMT -5
"Ah, yes, we managed to make it to the second earth meal time." Jo said with triumph. "But this "Mia" vermin, she is a problem. Due to your carelessness, we have been found out, and she must be taken care of." She began tapping her fingers together thoughtfully. "Well, now is not the time for such things. We must now research the disgusting earth food, and try to build up a tolerance for the drippy slop."
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Post by k'Zhirael on Feb 12, 2005 23:05:14 GMT -5
"Nng, blech..." Kae muttered, staring down at her tray. Even the pitiful humans around her seemed to be rather revolted; today was, apparently, the infamous Ketchup and Rice day. ((remember Dark Harvest? LOL)) She sat down next to Joji and picked up an eating utensil, inspecting the food. Well, it couldn't be TOO bad, if it made these pitiful humans feel so sick... she brought the fork to her mouth and nibbled of a bit of the congealed substance. Feeling no discomfort, she ate the whole bite - waited a second - And tried (unsuccessfully) to stifle an agonized scream as the food sizzled and burned inside her squeedlyspooch. (((boy I love that word... heh heh... squeedlyspooch!!!))) Somehow she ended up under the lunch table, writhing and screaming on the floor, clutching her abdomen. "Mmmmnnnneeeyyyurrrgh!!! The paaiiinn!!!"
OOC: I wonder how Joji and Mia will react to that scene. I hope Jo hasn't taken a bite yet, LOL. Hey, after Mia points out Kae's struggles the other 'normal' students can say "Mia, it's Ketchup and Rice day; the poor girl's never experienced it before, no wonder she hasn't built up an immunity" or something like that. LOL ;D
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Post by The Lawyer Pixie on Feb 12, 2005 23:38:06 GMT -5
"Nyerk..." Jo said, pushing her tray away. "I'm sure DIR would enjoy this, but I'm not going to try it." She sat there, letting Kae writhe and scream on the floor without really sparing another glance. She looked around the cafeteria at the students. "Hmm, interesting. This vile refuse has a similar yet much more mild effect on the human maggots. I wonder if perhaps thy have built up an immunity, or they have, dare I say it, a *gulp* superior digestive tract? No! It cannot be! They must just ignore it!" she mused, poking at the white and red glop with her fork.
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Post by k'Zhirael on Feb 12, 2005 23:49:05 GMT -5
OOC: Mia's turn. Cmon Evie.
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Post by Shmoie on Feb 13, 2005 1:45:15 GMT -5
OOC: how ya doin'? xD I was gone for a loooong time, sorry; I went over to visit my grandma's house because we have relatives over, and THEN when I got home my sister had a turn on the puter while I watched 'the secret window'. THE worst movie in history, even if it DOES have Jhonny Depp. IC post coming.
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Post by k'Zhirael on Feb 13, 2005 1:49:10 GMT -5
OOC: It BETTER be. I told Galactica to tell you to get online and if she didn't I would do unpleasant things to her eyeballs. *flexes talons* And you didn't get online. Evil griffs are after her eye juices 0>0 0<0 But now you're online and we're all happy again. ^>^ ^>^ Notice the missing eye on the smiley... buehehehhhh...
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Post by Shmoie on Feb 13, 2005 1:58:26 GMT -5
When Mia had sat down at her usual spot along with Ali and her other pals, they had all exchanged skeptical glances. She'd been acting so weird... a trend she seemed to be continuing, as she merely prodded her tray of food with her spork and glared across the lunchroom to where Joji and Kae sat, muttering to eachother. "Look at them," she scoffed, "think they're in the clear... well we'll just see about THAT..."
She gasped sharply, as Kae took a bite of rice and suddenly screamed and fell to the ground. "SEE?! SEEEE?!!" She shrilled, jumping onto the bench and pointing an accusatory finger at the duo. "LOOK AT THAT!! WHO REACTS THAT WAY TO RICE AND KETSUP?!!"
To Mia's dismay, at that very moment another kid let out a scream and began writhing on the floor, clutching their stomach. Her friends raised their eyebrows pointedly, but Mia insisted, "Well, that kid's just stupid!!! THEY'RE ALIENS I TELL YOU, ALIENS!!!"
Pam took Mia's wrist and attempted to pull her down off the bench, saying, "Calm DOWN, Mia, you're acting so STRANGE today!... Who knows, maybe she got a bite with acid in it..." She looked down sadly. "That happened to me once..."
OOC: how's that for Zim humor? *hopefull smile*
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Post by k'Zhirael on Feb 13, 2005 2:16:13 GMT -5
OOC: It's great! after this I gotta go. IC: Kae stood up shakily, still clutching her abdomen and groaning; but her handy Pak had the pain under control, zapping her with the Irken equivalent of mild morphines. "See!" she called, pointing at the other kid. "It's ketchup and rice day! of COURSE we're in pain!!" she leaned on the table for support. "I am a normal human worm baby... you have nothing to fear from me and Joji." Pant, pant.
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Post by Shmoie on Feb 13, 2005 16:28:43 GMT -5
Pulling her wrist free of Pam, Mia shouted to the assemblage of children who were all staring at either her, Kae and Joji, "DON'T LISTEN TO HER!!! She's got WEIRD, ALIEN INSIDES!!! Don't you see how the ketsup BUUUURNS her?!!"
Finally, with both Ali, Pam and Tess tugging on her, Mia's knees gave and she sat down on the bench with a thump. All three girls glared at her, and Ali said, "Mia, what do you think you're doing?!! She's new, she probably doesn't have the strength to tolerate cafeteria food yet! Honestly, calling two perfect strangers aliens..." She scoffed.
Mia looked, horrified, from face to face. "But... but they've got no ears and their skin is green and I..." But they only shook their heads at her, looking sympathetic. Angrily, Mia stood up and said, "Fine, DON'T believe me! I'll PROVE that they're aliens..." She shouted around the lunchroom, "I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU ALL!!!"
"Shut up and sit down, freak!"
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Post by Shmoie on Feb 13, 2005 16:34:12 GMT -5
OOC: rather Dib-like, don't you think? xD Me and Khizzy were talking over MSN, Sadie (which you need to get now 'cause I did!!! xD) and we figure if Mia and Dib met it would be luv at first sight, but if Joji, Kae and Zim met than they'd battle eachother for the planet. xD
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