|
Post by k'Zhirael on Feb 11, 2005 23:48:13 GMT -5
OOC: thanx. ;D Doing Bitters is easy compared to doing Zimmy Irkens. All you have to do is say DOOM or HOPELESS or USELESS or other such words a lot and growl a lot and be really bad tempered, LOL. ^>^ IC: "Aliens? That's impossible," said Kae innocently, arranging her features into her best 'innocent smeet' face. "Like all of you, we are absolutely normal, err ...human beings... that are having a wonderful time on Earth." She grinned widely, showing zipperlike teeth. Out of the corner of her mouth she whispered "Nice going so far Jo; love the pose."
|
|
|
Post by The Lawyer Pixie on Feb 11, 2005 23:53:48 GMT -5
"Thanks!" she responed out of the corner of her mouth. "Yes! Like my friend here said, we are nothing but perfectly normal human worm babies. Just ignore us, and we won't be forced to DOOM YOU ALL BEFORE IT IS TIME!!!!! Ahem,"
|
|
|
Post by Shmoie on Feb 12, 2005 0:06:41 GMT -5
The others sitting around Mia looked at her strangely and said, "Calm down, Mia... they're just short, dorky new kids..."
Mia shook her head violently, rasping, "Nonono; they're aliens, I swear!! I mean, they've... they've got no EARS!!!" She glared across the room. "And didn't you hear that comment about 'not dooming us all before it's time?!' THESE KIDS ARE NOT NORMAL!!!"
|
|
|
Post by k'Zhirael on Feb 12, 2005 0:10:13 GMT -5
Kae wiped the sweat off the side of her head, wishing that she could take off the wig and contacts and straighten out her prided antennae; but she had to keep up the facade. She chewed on her lip as Mia scrutinized them both, hoping to the Irken gods that the human creature wouldn't convince the class to take a closer look. She unconsciously arranged her wig so that the space where there should have been ears could not be seen. OOC: I PMed you with useless musings at FE, Sadie. ^>^ Do offer your opinion and slap me a few times.
|
|
|
Post by Shmoie on Feb 12, 2005 0:22:16 GMT -5
OOC: *blink* Is it my turn to post? BTW Sadie, am I the only one getting choked up over Eve and Velsar's saga/Daughter of the Wind?
|
|
|
Post by The Lawyer Pixie on Feb 12, 2005 0:27:00 GMT -5
"Hahaa... no, pathetic larva, that was merely... a joke. Yes, I was... as we humans say, teasing you. Pay no mind or you shall INCUR MY MIGHTY AND TERRIBLE WRATH!!!!!!"
|
|
|
Post by k'Zhirael on Feb 12, 2005 0:40:52 GMT -5
OOC: I haven't been reading Eve and Velsar's saga because I don't want to get all choked up ^>^. Daughter of the Wind isn't too sad tho. Yet.
|
|
|
Post by The Lawyer Pixie on Feb 12, 2005 0:57:58 GMT -5
|
|
|
Post by Shmoie on Feb 12, 2005 2:00:50 GMT -5
OOC: ... heheheh, hate for meh CHARRIE I would hope... not... me? xD But I KNOOOOOOW! IT IS SAAAAAAD! And poor Eve feels soooo bad... she doesn't take critisizm well, poor lady. And I thought daughter of the wind was pretty sad too... *shrug* I dunno... maybe it's just me. xD Mia was beggining to realize how stupid she sounded, accusing two total strangers of being aliens... even if they were, nobody was going to believe her without proof. So, sitting back down, she shot across the classroom, "Heheh, oh yeah, you're so funny I forgot to laugh!"
|
|
|
Post by k'Zhirael on Feb 12, 2005 2:11:16 GMT -5
OOC: I liiiiike doing Bitters so I'll use her again... ^>^ Ms. Bitters suddenly materialized out of Mia's shadow, growling like a rabid dog. "Mia," she hissed, "BE. QUIET. NOWWW!!!" The malevolent teacher glided back to the front of the room, muttering to herself. "Now... who shall I send to the Underground Classroom? You, Zita; you talk too much. And you, Bob with the wobbly head; you talk about stupidity too much and you make the students feel even more hopeless than they already are, not that I should mind really... GO!!" There was a shoom as Zita's and Bob's desks disappeared under the floor, rising up again without their owners. "Now, Joji and Kaezanel, TAKE YOUR DOOMED NEW SEATS!!!" She glared around the room, foamy spittle flecks dripping from the edges of her mouth as if she had rabies. "I don't want to hear another WORD from the three of you!!!" she hissed. The three students (well, the student and the two 'students') all sat in their seats silently, thoroughly cowed. OOC: ooooo that was fuuuuun. Notice my reference to WHB Sadie. ;D Writing this was a nice pick-me-up from just reading Eve and Velsar's saga. OMG, I feel like a heartless jerk for not bursting into tears where I sit. *slaps self* I mean, I'm not even tearing up. I SHOULD BE. it is soooo sad. *tries to cry*
|
|
|
Post by Shmoie on Feb 12, 2005 2:21:38 GMT -5
OOC: dat's fine. xD I didn't really like SOB cry. I mean, my eyes got moist, and my heart was all heavy, but I didn't burst into tears.
Mia lowered her head and said, "Yes Ms. Bitters," and watched with eyes narrowed as the new student named 'Kaezanel' sat down next to her, where Bob used to be... "Watch your back, alien," she hissed out of the corner of her mouth, while her friends looked at eachother and raised their eyebrows...
|
|
|
Post by k'Zhirael on Feb 12, 2005 2:36:28 GMT -5
OOC: ahhhg, got signed off! Have to rewrite. Oh, and anything I say in this post about Mia is purely my character. I personally think Mia is awesome ^>^ IC: Kaezanel narrowed her eyes, glancing at the human out of the edges of her vision. So, its - her - name was Mia. That was what the creepy teacher had called her anyway. Huh. Dumb name. Too short, simple. Simple probably like its - her - mind. Kae clenched her fists, wincing as her claws dug into her hands. That was another thing that made Irkens different from these pitiful humans, although something that could be easily covered up by gloves. Claws, short and stubby but sharp ...and just ITCHING to close themselves around Mia's filthy conniving little throat! The human could ruin their mission if they were revealed! Kae forcefully caught ahold of her anger, checking it. There was no use blowing up in public where the filth creatures could observe her abnormalities. Slowly, she let her fists unclench. Revenge later. Blend in now. But later... oh, yessss... OOC: Hn, no funny this time; I bet Sadie could have made it funny, she's better at this... *grumblez* I am soooo much better at drama and angst. I gotta go now, guys; bye bye. Feel free to control my charrie if you want to because I can always edit that part of yer post if I don't like it, being a GMod ^>^ like you can do to me. Cya everyone.
|
|
|
Post by Shmoie on Feb 12, 2005 12:48:54 GMT -5
OOC: all I changed was this one part where you accidentally said 'Mia caught ahold of her anger, checking it' instead of Kae. So I changed it to Kae for you. xD
|
|
|
Post by Shmoie on Feb 12, 2005 13:08:51 GMT -5
Mia continued to stare vehemently over her shoulder at 'Kaezanel'. There was no mistaking her... it was DEFINETELY the thing she'd seen messing around in the backyard of the new 'house' yesterday! Sure, she was wearing a wig, and a poor set of contact lenses, but there was no way she could forget that green skin and those odd teeth. And then there was her pal 'Joji', dressed up just as poorly... 'what kind of idiots do they think we are?' she thought to herself, clenching her fists. Well, any question of whether they were peaceful or not was clear to her: what kind of peaceful being shouted stuff like 'doom you all before it is time; incur my mighty and terrible wrath'?! Oh no... their intentions were evil, all right. PURE EEEEEEVIL!!!
Leaning over to the girls on her right, as inconspicuously as possible Mia whispered, "Okay guys, I know this sounds crazy, but I think the new kids are from another planet and they're trying to take over the world! 'Cause yesterday, I SWEAR, I saw that one," she pointed a quivering finger at Kae, "crash its spaceship in an empty lot-- well, it used to be empty; now there's a house there; I bet that's where they live!! But anyway-"
Coughing, her friend Ali said skeptically, "Mia, have you been takin' LSD or somethin' lately?"
Mia shook her head vigorously, hissing, "NO, I'm not on drugs!!! It was THERE, I SAW it!!!"
OOC: If you could interrupt as Ms. Bitters now, Khizzy, that'd be great. xD I'd write it but you're SOOOO GOOD!
|
|
|
Post by k'Zhirael on Feb 12, 2005 13:40:08 GMT -5
OOC: *snif* THANK YOU!!! how touching *snif* oh, and thanx for correcting that little goof; it must have been a bit confusing LOL. I always mix up names, sorry. ;D Boyohboy, BITTERS!!!! Drama. Oooooh. She's very dramatic and that's why I like RPing as her, although I should let sadie do some of her lines once in a while. Ok, I'll shut up and post now. LOL IC: Heavy breathing was heard behind Mia's ear. Ms. Bitters seemed to rise up out of the floor, looming over the now-trembling student. "MIA!! You will stop your incessant chatter NOW or I'll send you to the UNDERGROUND CLASSROOM to live in DOOM for the REST OF YOUR FILTHY, MISERABLE, DOOMED LIFE!!!! Is that CLEAR?!!" she hissed, looking ominously like a rattlesnake that's spotted its prey.
|
|