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Post by k'Zhirael on Feb 11, 2005 21:09:56 GMT -5
Kae's emerald eyes narrowed. "Why in the world did your squeedlyspooch hurt, if all you got was a wig and set of contacts?"
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Post by The Lawyer Pixie on Feb 11, 2005 21:42:38 GMT -5
"Beats me. But it was HORRIBLE!!!!! HORRIBLE, I TELL YOU!!!!!!!" she exclaimed, clenching her fists and screwing up her face in a half-desperate scowl. Her face brightening and grinning broadly she said simply, "Your turn!"
OOC: does her disguise remind you of anyone...?
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Post by k'Zhirael on Feb 11, 2005 21:50:59 GMT -5
OOC: Why, NO, of course not!! LOL I know absolutely no one who has long blond hair, blue eyes, and a screen name starting with S. ;D I'm gonna do the same thing. IC: Getting no satisfactory answer from the theatrical Jo, Kae scrolled through a few disguises and then stepped into the pod. A muffled scream made its way through the cracks in the egg-shaped pod along with a few beams of blinding light. The two halves of the pod separated again, and Kae stumbled out with a groan, rubbing her eyes. She removed her hands to reveal contacts with dark brown irises. Her eye twitched. "Errrkkk!!! It's all scratchy!" she cried, rubbing her eyes which were beginning to water from the foreign objects placed in them. Kae turned to the ship to look at herself in the reflection off the metal surface. Her fake hair was brownish-gold and about the length of the Irken equivalent of ribs. The wig pressed her curly antennae flat against her head, which was rather uncomfortable but she could live with it. The lenses, however... she blinked rapidly, unused to them. "Meh!! You're right, it IS horrible." She shivered. OOC: Should I mention the green skin or just have my character be oblivious? LOL And Sadie, WHY is it taking so long to respond?!!
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Post by The Lawyer Pixie on Feb 11, 2005 22:02:31 GMT -5
OOC: I'm doing other stuff, too! And ZIM didn't say anything about the green skin and no ears. IC: "HA!!! I am superior to you!!!! These lenses do not affet me in any way but as a disguise!!!!!" Jo exclaimed triumphantly. Suddenly she rupped her eye furiously. "Yep... they -ack!- don't bother me one bit!"
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Post by Shmoie on Feb 11, 2005 22:10:34 GMT -5
OOC: you guys are making me laugh. xDDDDDDDDDD
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Post by Shmoie on Feb 11, 2005 22:11:25 GMT -5
"Beats me. But it was HORRIBLE!!!!! HORRIBLE, I TELL YOU!!!!!!!" she exclaimed, clenching her fists and screwing up her face in a half-desperate scowl. Her face brightening and grinning broadly she said simply, "Your turn!" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOMGOMG.
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Post by k'Zhirael on Feb 11, 2005 22:13:24 GMT -5
OOC: oh. *grumblez* How many RPs are you doing at once for crying out loud??!! Oh, I have a question, what does a/n mean? Author's note? I've seen it used in that context. IC: Kae grinned evilly, rubbing her hands together. "Yes! And now, we blend in PERFECTLY!!! muehahehehaaa!!! (((a/n: that was a WEIRD laugh LOL))) Now, all we have to do is infiltrate ourselves into the society of this Earth." Kae produced a computer screen from the storage compartment of her Pak; she always carried it with her, feeling more comfortable with it around. She tapped on it a few times, and then frowned. "Bad news. Adult Earthanoids are tall - some of them as tall as the Tallest, or even taller!! We would never be able to blend in with our height differences. I wonder about the smeets, though... no they don't call them smeets, do they? ...Larva?" She tapped a few more buttons. "No, children. ...Ah! These "children," especially in the pupa stage -" another few taps - "Adolescence they call it... they are about our height. We could pretend to be filthy Earth ...children. Eurghk." She grimaced as if there were something bad-smelling under her nose. "Much as I hate putting on the facade of something as filthy as these 'humans', we shall do so." Another tap. "And... it seems that all the 'children' of this area gather in a special... shrine? convention hall? ...whatever... called a Skool." She folded the screen and stuck it back in her Pak. "Shall we attend this... 'skool'?"
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Post by The Lawyer Pixie on Feb 11, 2005 22:24:10 GMT -5
"Ah, yes, this 'Skool'. In the very little information I was able to gather, it is an information/education center. In the larva and pupa stages of human life they regularly visit this 'Skool', gathering information slowly throughout the years. A quite inneficient way to learn, don't you agree?" Jo informed her partner, shaking her head.
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Post by k'Zhirael on Feb 11, 2005 22:30:14 GMT -5
OOC: I think I got this information right, according to www.thescarymonkeyshow.com. Correct my post if I'm wrong. IC: Kae scoffed. "Learning for their entire larva and pupa stage?!! Pitiful humans! I suppose they cannot even IMAGINE having all knowledge transferred into them in their first few minutes of life as a Smeet! Well." She slapped her fist into her palm. "Our invasion begins!!!" OOC: This would be a great time to cut to the Skool.
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Post by The Lawyer Pixie on Feb 11, 2005 22:41:32 GMT -5
"Yes, and it is wise to start with this 'Skool'. As these... children have not yet retained all nessicary knowledge, they will be easy targets." Jo told Kae, grinning evily and placing her hands together.
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Post by k'Zhirael on Feb 11, 2005 22:42:27 GMT -5
OOC: Let's cut to Skool now okay?
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Post by The Lawyer Pixie on Feb 11, 2005 22:52:18 GMT -5
OOC: shoowah thing. (if you don't get it, say it aloud)
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Post by k'Zhirael on Feb 11, 2005 23:02:38 GMT -5
OOC: I got it just fine without saying it aloud thanx very much, *scathing glance* my PITIFUL HUMAN BRAIN is not as dumb as you think. LOL ;D And in true Zimmy fashion, we're keeping Bitters, right? IC * * * The next morning * * * Ms. Bitters slammed the phone down so hard that it sparked. Growling, she faced the class again. "Meh! To accentuate all your DOOMED fates, we're adding two DOOMED new students to this DOOMED class. Rrrrgh!" she growled. The door flew open, and two rather strange-looking 'children' strode in, confident smiles on their green faces. Ms. Bitters growled like an angry dog. "The names of these two DOOMED students are Joji and Kaezanel." She pointed to both of them in turn. "Would you like a few last DOOMED words before accepting your DOOMED fate, DOOMED appendage to the student body?!!"
OOC: How'd I do? LOL. Sadie, you wanna just control both of our charries for the Zimmy class introduction so Schmeve doesn't have to wait so long to spazz out? ;D "Hello class I am a perfectly normal human worm baby"
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Post by The Lawyer Pixie on Feb 11, 2005 23:25:23 GMT -5
OOC: OMG!!! That was GOOD!!!!!!! REALLY GOOD!!!!!!!! IC: "I'd just like to say on behalf of the both of us, that we are just the same as you, so please ignore us. We are smee- that is, we are children, as you can see by our miniscule stature, so we are not suspicious in the least bit." Jo explained, placing her hands together and closing her eyes while raising her brow.
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Post by Shmoie on Feb 11, 2005 23:47:48 GMT -5
Mia had woken up that morning feeling refreshed, not to mention terribly silly for believing she'd actually seen an 'alien'... of COURSE, there were no such things as aliens! It had been a dream, or maybe some star-gazing-induced fantasy! So it had been, that morning, that she'd set off from her house, shaking her head with a smile on her face...
Once at school she'd sat down at her desk, hands folded, still mentally scolding herself... a confidence she'd faltered in when Mrs. Bitters mentioned something about 'two new students'. 'Pshaw,' she'd instantly thought, 'maybe they're immigrants or something... definetely not ALIENS... 'cause there's no such th--' "Oh... my... god."
There it was! It was that... thing she'd seen yesterday!!! IT HADN'T BEEN A DREAM!!! And there was ANOTHER one this time!!! Gasping, she stood up from her desk and, without thinking, pointed at the 'new students'. "THEY'RE ALIENS!!! ISAWTHEMYESTERDAYBECAUSETHEIRSPACESHIPCRASHED!!! AND THEIR SKIN IS GREEEEEN!!!" Panting for breath, she suddenly realized how stupid she sounded and sat down, blushing, and said, "Heheheheh... Just kidding..."
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