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Post by The Lawyer Pixie on Jun 5, 2006 0:55:36 GMT -5
Loni: HMMMMMM, help, or not to help, that is the question. On one hand, helping takes effort, and it would be ever so hilarious to see this.... person torment you. On the other hand.... hmm, now, what IS on the other hand? Come to think of it, I don't know a single reason why I should help you with this. *grins evily* Cari: *mocking* Is it REALLY that funny? *whispers* Your next line is "Yes, yes it is." Loni: ... why do I have deja vu all of a sudden? Cari: Beats me. OOC: Hee hee.
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Post by Lady Wolfine on Jun 10, 2006 22:54:45 GMT -5
Wolfine: *scowls* You all suck. And I have few threats to offer you...
Flash: That's right. Now go say hi to the nice human over in the corner.
Wolfine: No, Flash! Haven't we already discussed this? I will not say hi to a *censored*
Flash: *gasps* Wolfine! Mind your language!
Wolfine: Uhhh, no. And like your's is any better, miss schitzophrenic vampire!
Flash: I. Am. NOT! Schitzophrenic. I merely have issues. And I did not just admit that.
Wolfine: Uhh, yes, you did.
Jaeger: Sorry to break it to you, Flash, but you did just admit that.
Flash: *rolls eyes* Shut up, Jaeg. I am the Queen around here, remember?
Jaeger: Not here here. In the mountains, yes, but not here.
Flash: Shut up, Jaeg!
Jaeger: You're repeating yourself, you know...
Wolfine: *angelic smile* Young love!
Flash and Jaeger: We are not young! We are ageless vampires, and you remember that!
Wolfine: Sure thing. *stage whispers* Young love!
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Post by Bananachan on Jun 15, 2006 17:31:28 GMT -5
Kali: Yeah, I noticed something there... you denied that you were young, but you didn't say anything about the love part...
Electra: Yeah, you're right. And take it from me, there's no point in denying it. It'll get you nowhere. Unfortunately...
Zalar: *blushes harder*
Rosetta: *raises eyebrows* What the bloody hell is wrong with you, Zalar?
Zalar: *starts* GAK! Rosetta! How did you sneak up on me like that?!
Rosetta: ... I do that all the time...
Korrigan: You're not very good at it. You seem to have forgotten the part where you knock him senseless.
Rosetta: ... Why would I do that?
Korrigan: ... Because he's a guy....
OOC: *sigh of relief* Wow, none of them have shown signs of pounding me into the ground yet, I'm feeling very lucky.
Ikano: That's not going to last long.
OOC: *gulp*
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Post by Lady Wolfine on Jun 15, 2006 23:53:11 GMT -5
Wolfine: Pound who into the ground?
Flash: What are you killing and how can I help... oh, wait, that's someone else's line... stinky.
Jaeger: *gives sidelong glance* Umm, Flash?
Flash: *absently* Yeah, what?
Jaeger: Did you just say 'stinky?'
Flash: Yeeesssss, why?
Jaeger: *closes eyes* I never ever want to hear you say that ever again. That is the most un-vampiric like curse ever.
Flash: What? Stinky? What's so bad about it?
Wolfine: I'll stay out of this little love fight, but I gotta laugh! *start laughing insanely, then howling like a wolf*
Flash: *glares* Can it, Wolfine! Go stand in a corner!
Wolfine: *stands in corner* You are really funny, Flash!
Flash: I don't get it!!! Stinky...
Jaeger: Shut up!
Wolfine: But, Jaeger, you never did deny that love thing...
Jaeger: Shut up!
Wolfine: ARUUUOOOOOO!!!! Not quite the full moon yet, but it's close enough! ARUOOO!!! Ahhahahaha!
Jaeger: Shut up!
Flash: Is that all you can say, Jaeg?
Jaeger: Shut--be quiet, Flash.
Flash: Haha! You almost said it again!
Jaeger: Am I the only SANE person in the happy little conversation? There's Wolfine over there, standing in a corner, laughing her head off, and my dear Flash, ridiculing me--which isn't that weird--but...gah. Stinky!
Flash and Wolfine: You said it! You said STINKY!!!
Jaeger: SHUT UP!!!
Wolfine: ...no.
Jaeger: *looks around* Um, help? Anyone?
Wolfine and Flash: *tackle*
Jaeger: HELP ME!
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Post by Shmoie on Jun 18, 2006 12:20:27 GMT -5
Dawn: ... DOG-AND-CATPILE!! *jumps on Jaeger along w/ Flash and Wolfine* Ssssee you're the dog, Wolfine, and I'm the cat! :3 Twilight: -.- Now, all of you: imagine waking up to that. Every morning. For seventeen years. Yeah. Eve: *sympathetic hiss* Ooh. Shmoie: *hic* Whur're Claire an' Blaire? I 'aven't seen 'em yet. They're missin' all th' fun!! ... I MADE A RHYME Fasani: Yes, and there are no other evil people here. Someone better bring them here, quickly; I'm getting bored. And I start killing people when I'm bored. OOC: Shut up, Fasani. You're technically dead, anyway...Fasani: ... what was that? OOC: N-O-T-H-I-N-G
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Post by The Lawyer Pixie on Jun 19, 2006 19:13:35 GMT -5
Blair: Oy, I'm here Shmoie! Don't think I'd miss out on all th' fun, do ya?
Claire: Oh, hello Shmoie. It's very nice to see you again.
Blair: Are you daft, lady? What're you doing, talking like that?
Claire: Oh... I'm sorry. I just thought.... I was trying to be polite....
Blair: Well don't.
Phaena: *just sort of appears from nowhere* Ah.... hello, Fasani. Getting into trouble, are we? Tsk tsk...
Cari: YOU'RE CREEPY!!!!
OOC: Wow... you know, I don't even think I'm needed her any more. All my characters are just taking over!
Cari: Aww, but I wuv you! *hugz Ashley*
OOC: Oof.... Cari, I love you too... now let me breathe......
Phaena: Hmm... such a diplay of affection.... it's all one can do not to retch.....
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Post by Lady Wolfine on Jun 20, 2006 20:50:03 GMT -5
Wolfine: AHHHHH!!!!! It's the kid... at least the other kid isn't here... *looks around nervously* Cuedi? You're not hiding, are you?
Unseen Voice#1: Wolfine? Is that you?
Unseen Voice #2: I think it is. Get her, my apprentice.
Wolfine: *glares at Flash and Jaeger* Alright you two. Stop with the ventrillyy...ventro...ventriliquisim, please.
Flash and Jaeger: *snort*
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Post by M@X on Jun 25, 2006 9:20:57 GMT -5
OOC, Simulacrum & Mouda: Pathetic, no self-control whatsoever. How is it even remotely possible to be attracted to any of that filth?
Sebastian: Okay, the simulacrum I can understand, but it's really creepy when you two talk in chorus like that.
OOC, Simulacrum & Mouda: Didn't you just die?
Sebastian: (To everyone) See what I mean? No, I was close to dying, but I asked that friendly healer over there to heal me.
OOC: Lies. I have no healer characters!
Valyghar: Guess who's back!
OOC: I stopped playing WoW months ago. Mouda, kill him.
Mouda: Certainly.
Valyghar: You can't! I have my holy bubble to protect me.
OOC: How can a drunk get the holy light to work, anyway? Ah, well. Simulacrum, cast dispel.
Simulacrum: :Casts Dispel:
Valyghar: *Shield of unnecessary invincibility disappears.* Holy crap!
Mouda: *Breaks Val in two.* Call it desecrated crap from now on.
Sebastian: That's a really lame punchline... but who cares? *Turns around* Ladies, I'm back! (Never mention that the other guy disappeared.)
Mouda: May I throw boulders at them, sir?
OOC: Not that it's humorous, but go ahead.
Mouda: *Picks up a boulder and aims for the thread.*
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Post by Bananachan on Jun 26, 2006 1:11:13 GMT -5
OOC: Now, let's not get hasty. I've barely even given you a backstory yet. Why kill me?
Ikano: Well, the vague backstory I have definately entails my being a mercenary and a fallen angel. Is that not enough? A fallen angel is about the cheesiest, most overused species or whatever. And if I'm a mercenary and bounty hunter, I use killing to solve my problems. Pure logic.
OOC: ~.~ Point taken.
Macha: Hey, none of that. Violence is NOT something I abide by.
OOC: *cough*yeahright*cough*
Macha: *curls hands into fists*
Eza: *blink* Ya'll are FREAKS.
OOC: Well, I at least have one of the psychics as a bodyguard against my psycho mercenary and theif... and maybe a fox demon? *puppy eyes at Kali* What have I ever done to you?
Kali: Hey, just because my life ain't a living nightmare doesn't mean I don't sort of enjoy seeing you suffer.
Korrigan: I resent that! I'm not going to attack you like that idiot over there. Killing is vile. Besides, simple logic implies that since I am your creation if you die, I do too. *is choosing to ignore Sebastian for fear of losing her temper*
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Post by The Lawyer Pixie on Jun 26, 2006 18:21:43 GMT -5
Cari: Hey Kali! What's up? ^^
OOC: Oh yeah, you guys met, huh?
Loni: Now, I can't understand WHERE you got that notion from. Looking at these two, I can't IMAGINE them being friends.
OOC: Stow it, shortie.
Loni: Urge to kill.... rising......
Phaena: *laughs coldly* Now this is entertainment...
Blair: Did I walk into a looney bin, or are you people always like this?
Sadria: They're always like this.....
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Post by Shmoie on Jun 27, 2006 3:17:28 GMT -5
Dawn: ... oh. It'ssssss Kali. -.- I'm lyk sssssso out of here. *begins to walk away*
All: YESSSS
Dawn: *bumps into someone* HEY!!
*Both simultaineously*
Ali (person who was bumped xD): OW!! *dusts self off* Hey, like, watch where you're going--
Dawn: Hey, um, do you have a problem with me--
*both stop and stare*
Both: *in string of broken babble* lyk OH EM GEE ^^ lol ur so funny do u like high school musical cuz i do lol hey do u curl ur hair r somthin cuz its like super sexy lol ;D wats ur fav tv show i like life w/ derik & will and grace lol its so funny u know whos realy hot is drake bell omg were so mature lol!! *PREP SPAZZ* YOU ARE LIKE TOTALLY AWESOME!!! :P
Twilight: ... god save us all...
Mia: *stumbles over to twilight in a daze* Hold me... ~.~
Fasani: -.- Phaena, am I the only one who has a hard time imagining that we were somehow born of the same minds who produced *gestures around her in disgust* this?
DarkMoon: Daaaaamn, baby!! *whistle* TWO foxy evil mamas! Hellz YEA!!
Eve: *noticing Loni* ;;O.O EVERYONE RUN!! IT'S GONNA BLOOOOOWWW!!!!! Shield me Derik!! *dives behind Derik*
Derik: *whimper*
Shmoie: BLAIR!! CLAIRE!! ^^ Me two favorite -aire's in th' whole wide world. Not countin' air, of course, which we breathe so we can... drink and sing and talk 'n' such things x3
Yazoo (never mind that he's not my character xD): *bumps into Ali and Dawn* ... oh,
Ali: em,
Dawn: gee!!
All three: *commence in magnified prep spazz*
Mia and Twilight: *clutch at their hearts and fall down twitching*
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Post by The Lawyer Pixie on Jun 27, 2006 19:07:16 GMT -5
Phaena: I prever to believe that I manifested my self of my own ffree will... thi wretch just happens to be the vessel I am using.....
OOC: HEY!!!! I'm not a WRETCH!!!!
Loni: Sez you. And Eve.... you only have to worry about your own neck if you keep making comments like that. THOSE THREE *points to prep circus* are the only ones who need to worry.
Cari: Wow..... we've found Dawn's TRUE twin. Now to find Twilight's....
OOC: Hmm..... I KNOW!! Twilight, meet Claire.
Claire: *smiles tentitively* Oh... hello. It's very nice to meet you.
OOC: PERFECT! ^^
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Post by M@X on Jun 28, 2006 8:30:58 GMT -5
OOC: *To Ikano* I object! Foxes/Wolves, whether demons or no, are the most cheesy and overused characters!
Mouda: Die! *Throws a boulder at Dawn and Ali*
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Post by Bananachan on Jul 1, 2006 1:53:42 GMT -5
Kali: Who're you callin' overused, pal? Well, okay, it's probably true, but I'm cooler than all of them. Oh, hey Cari. If you don't mind, I'm going to go and cut my ears off so I don't have to listen to that for another instant.
Eza: I'll join you. Or of course, I could...
OOC: NO! *jumps on Eza* You're not Korrigan or Ikano, so you're not allowed to kill anyone!
Rosetta: *COUGH*
OOC: You don't count. You've only ever killed the main villain and a bunch of her cronies.
Kali: Really? I thought that heroes were SUPPOSED to do that in a story! But boy, looks like you've got me there!
Korrigan: *also coughs loudly*
OOC: -_- What.
Korrigan: I absolutely refuse to be put into the same category as that stupid mercenary. Killing is positively vulgar and messy and I engage in it only when pressed. Now, if you'll excuse me... *grabs knife and makes for prep trio*
OOC: Gak! No! Come on, guys, I KNOW some of you are pacifists! Won't any of you help me keep those three from getting murdered?!
*total silence*
OOC: *whimper* Please?
Macha: Hey, don't look at me. The whole, "I don't abide by violence thing" doesn't count for them.
OOC: Oh, crud, you're probably the only one who would too... uh... HELP ME?!
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Post by Shmoie on Jul 2, 2006 16:26:36 GMT -5
Fasani, Eve, Twilight and Mia: Don't look at US. -.-
Dawn and Ali and Yazoo: *yelp and dodge boulder* OMG LYK THAT IS TOTALLY NOT COOL WTH.
June: *nervously grabs Korrigan's forearm* Um, Kori, I don't jolly well think that's a very good jolly idea.. ;;~.~ Can't we all just jolly well get along?
Mia: *rolls eyes* Good idea, Moonbeam. Then we can all sing Kumbaya and do trust falls.
OOC: YOU GOT THAT FROM SAWYER x3
Twi: *turns shyly to Claire* Oh... ;^^ Hi. It's nice to meet you too. *evil glimmer appears in eye* Hey, wanna see something cool? *stares at dawn*
Dawn: *hair lights on fire* OMGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *runs around screaming*
June: *whimper* Oh my.
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